So roll me further, bitch
Between the [Avengers and The Guardians] teams, who do you think would win and how?

Your name is James Buchanan Barnes. I’m not gonna fight you. You’re my friend. 

So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we’re not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we’re stuck together, partners.

if we don’t at least get a nod to carol danvers/captain marvel in the next guardians of the galaxy movie idk what i’m gonna do with myself


I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self. A secretion of sensory experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody. When in fact, everybody’s nobody.

i was so unsure how a movie with a fuckin talking racoon and living tree and andy dwyer was going to do, but it FUCKIN ROCKED 



Finally seeing Guardians of the Galaxy and the free poster makes the admission price worth it

Clueless (1995)